Sunday, January 19, 2014

Getting Baltimore (before it gets you)




Unfortunately, when someone says, “I’m from Baltimore,” the usual reaction is, “poor devil.”  And certainly the trepidation was reinforced by the recent hit television series The Wire. Though hailed by critics as the greatest TV drama of all time, the rampant violence in each episode didn’t exactly promote the town’s newest nickname, Charm City; it rather kept alive the old one, Mobtown. So why, you may very well ask, do I think Baltimore is the “bee’s knees?”  

After burning Washington, DC to the ground, the British tried to do the same to Baltimore – no such luck.  The boys at Fort McHenry kicked the English Redcoats back down the Patapsco River and then wrote a song about it (the Star Spangled Banner).  Sure, that was a long time ago but the Brits haven’t been back. And if that’s not enough to allay your fears, how about these laws that are still on the books.  In Baltimore it’s illegal to mistreat oysters, one can’t throw hay bales from a second-story window, and if there was ever a concern about someone walking into a movie with a lion, forget about it, it’s against the law.  And here are some more reasons why I love calling B-more home.



Right in the heart of the city is Spirits of Mount Vernon, my one and only wine shop.  There is: wine by the glass while shopping, Friday night complimentary (meaning free) wine tastings, local entertainment, friendly crowds, wonderful views, and a great big dog!
My friend Vickie and her team are extremely knowledgeable and always helpful. Spirits isn’t pretentious because it’s a part of the neighborhood and after one visit, you will be too. 

Need a haircut, no better place than the Beatnik Barber Shop.  Situated on 241 West Read Street, it’s the place where, “cool never goes out of style.”  My friend Pete and his cutting crew always deliver a quality styling.  But if you have to wait, and it’s never long, there’s great music and always conversation ranging from, “the rise in housing prices to the decline of western civilization.”

And how about your pet?  We all treat our critters like family members and so do the folks at Fisher Pet Care.  My friend Matt and his team have been providing top-notch professional pet care since 2002.  Dog walking, cat care, overnight pet sitting, feeding, transporting, hell they’ll even water the plants and pick-up your mail – these guys are great!

Of course, no travel journal is complete without restaurant and bar recommendations; so, here are three of my favorites, by neighborhoods, worth visiting.


Located at the corner of Cathedral & Eager Streets, City Cafe delivers a scrumptious regionally inspired American cuisine, in a setting best described as a “friendly city vibe.”  
It’s unquestionably a neighborhood place but with dishes like their Wild Rock Fish and Steak Frites it’s no mystery why folks come here from all over town.  From a quick cup of coffee to a delicious full meal, the City Cafe never lets you down.





Sitting on the old waterfront in Fells Point is my favorite spot for brunch, Kooper’s Tavern.  Voted Best Brunch by Baltimore’s City Paper, start with a Shana’s Famous Bloody Mary and follow it with an Omelet (Crab or Creole or Juke Joint “Mojo” Pulled Pork).  If you’re leaning more carnivore Kooper’s award winning burger selection packs a wallop.  Everything from the Kooper’s B.Y.O.B. to the Elvis got the Blues is first rate!




Located right on The Avenue (36th Street) in Hampden, 13.5% Wine Bar truly makes city life a treat.  We love to sip a glass and chat while watching the life in Hampden parade by the glass storefront.  Though there are more than 40 wines by the glass and 200 bottle selections, you’re never overwhelmed.  The staff is knowledgeable, helpful and, most of all, friendly.  If a beer or cocktail is more in order, no worries, 13.5% is well stocked.  And yes, there is a complete menu from the tasty Fig & Onion Baked Cheese Dip to delicious Grilled pork Chop with braised cabbage and coffee scented squash.


This effort barely scratches the surface of Baltimore’s being and all it has to offer.  With so many neighborhoods and so many different cultures, just going across town is an international experience.  Believe me, if the strength and warmth of Baltimore's character doesn't enchant you, its eccentricity will.

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