The problem with Donald Trump is
that he sucks up all the attention in this race. Granted, Orange Julius is a lot of fun but
there are hundreds of other presidential candidates.
So, in the interest of fairness and the
American way, Politics1.com (http://www.politics1.com/p2016.htm)
lists everyone seeking the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Below is just a sample of what America has to
offer, literally something for everyone.
First, there’s Ricky Joe “Average Joe” Story, an Independent
from Florida.
He’s a little too heavy on the Christianity angle, which
will probably make it tough to pick-up the non-Christian vote (as well as the
vote from most rational people). http://www.theaveragejoeforpresident.com/
And thank you California, Zoltan Istvan the Trans-humanist
candidate has thrown his hat in the ring.
Among other amazing things, his platform calls for the US to sponsor the
first Trans-humanist Olympics. I hate to
break the news but you’re late on that one, Michael Phelps has been competing
for years. And one more thing Zoltan, is
that your name, really? http://zoltanistvan.com/
Then, faster than a speeding bullet, comes Paul “Superman”
Falkenberg, the Independent from Wisconsin. Unfortunately, he doesn’t
have a website but does he really need one? After all, he’s Superman - damn it.
Saving us from our sins is Jim Hedges representing the
Prohibition Party from Pennsylvania. Prohibition,
yeah, let’s vote for something that we know doesn’t work – just like we’ve done
so many times before. http://www.hedgesandbayes2016.org/
Next up is Temperance Lance-Council representing the Anti-Hypocrisy party from California. It appears she is all about promoting herself on twitter. Hmm, sounds like someone else I know. https://twitter.com/LanceCouncil
Thomas Keister from Indiana, is running for president on the US Marijuana Party platform. Surprisingly, his “weed for the people” website actually makes some good arguments. http://www.usmjparty.com/
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And rounding out this sample is Princess Kadijah Jocob
Fambro representing the Revolutionary Party of California. John Adams would be happy; finally, some
royalty in the White House. http://www.slaveryends2016.com/
Can't wait until November.
